ROB NEILSON (Producer, Cinematographer, Director)…

fled his homeland of NYC after meeting a lovely woman who was entering the witness protection program and took refuge in the swamps of Houston Texas. After procuring a white seersucker suit he tired to gain employment as a sweaty southern lawyer, but the lack of any law qualifications was an un-forseen stumbling block. As a graduate of the School of Visual Arts (BFA Film/Video 2005) he instead he fell back on his only skills: film & video production. Primarily a cinematographer Rob has worked in all facet’s on set and launched his own production company SAVAGE HENRY FILMS to fulfill the propaganda needs of multi-national corporations, as well as helping to feed his family.

In his spare time he enjoys writing bio’s about himself in the third person and collecting screenplay’s which he will never find the money to produce.

You should hire him to shoot your film, commercial, or documentary. If you’re an indie production his rate is inversely proportionate with the quality of the script. His mom says that he’s the most handsome and talented DP in the world. but she doesn’t quite understand what “DP” means, and thank god she didn’t google that term with NSFW results enabled.